Fairbanks Lunchbox

What is Fairbanks Lunchbox?


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a variation of the alaskan pipeline, the Fairbanks Lunchbox is the act of shitting in an unused or used condom (depending on preference), inserting a popsicle stick into the open end of the condom, and then placing it in the freezer. Once frozen, carefully remove the condom for optimal taste, then place the frozen fudge-sickle in the unsuspecting victim's lunchbox. Finally, be sure to witness the unveiling of the final product, and how the victim sinks his teeth into the first bite in anticipation of the sweet, chocolate taste, ultimately to much dismay. Estimated preparation time: 45 minutes

Now that fool is gonna get the Fairbanks Lunchbox for what he's done.

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