Fairborn

What is Fairborn?


1.

The meth and kiddie porn capital of Ohio.

Since we live in Fairborn, lets smoke meth and watch kiddie porn.

See porn, meth, kiddie porn, ohio, fun

2.

A town in south-western Ohio, just outside of Dayton. Progressively becoming a worse slum than it already is, known for slutty girls, an abundance of drug dealers (few making real money), drugs of course, knockout artists, the worst cops, and a lack of anything to do besides get drunk or do drugs.

Possibly the most boring yet intriguing town ever. Boring with nothing to do, yet intriguing because of the mixture of people in it, you could write a best selling book about fairborn, it has characters.

Not completely trashy, its a mixture of suburbs and low income housing. People from fairborn can usually beat the shit out of people from surrounding cities example:(beavercreek) and others.

You're best bet is to get out of Fairborn before you start selling pointless amounts of weed, get pregnant, get a dui, or go to jail.

young man: Man i couldnt find any weed so my girl said she knew someone in fairborn with some, so i went, i ended up partying with all of these low level dope boys and random cool dudes, ate a xanax got drunk and wound up in jail for a dui, my girl got fucked, and i think i got knocked out.

See fairborn, dayton, ohio, party, drugs, slum, whores, meth heads, crackheads

3.

A town right by Dayton, ohio. Wright Patterson AFB is located outside of town.

Lots of closed shops, broken stuff, and cocaine. "Rippin' up yo liver with the lager that you grippin', son."

Not that bad of a town, really.

"Fairborn? Fuck, I feel sorry for you".

See fairborn, ohio, cocaine, closed, broken, nice

4.

Where people go when they give up on life.

My girlfriend dumped me, I'll just stay in Fairborn for the weekend.


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