Fairfield University

What is Fairfield University?


1.

Jesuit university in Fairfield, CT, established in 1942. Requirements for admission: mediocre SAT scores, upper-middle class to upperclass SES, possession of at least one Northface jacket, and an alcohol addiction. Boys: must own a baby pink Polo shirt and be openly metrosexual. Girls: must have an orange fake tan and a nose permanently positioned toward the sky. Neither boys nor girls may fear wild turkeys or indigestion.

Hi, I go to Fairfield University, so charge it to daddy's credit card!

I'm allowed to pop my collar because I'm a Fairfield kid!


0

Random Words:

1. 1.v. Of or pertaining to the act of anal sex "Dude, I was totally ass jamming her last night..." See anal, sodomy..
1. A word intended to signify how much of an idiot the other person in the conversation is. idiot: "blah blah" smart person: &q..
1. a name of a song by ELP from the album "A Picture Of An Exhibition" composer of 'promenade' is Modest Musogorksky ..
Book Banner