What is Fairies?
1.
generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.
"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"
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2.
god like creatures that live in all electrical appliances and controlle them
1.toaster pixies
2.DVD pixies
3.TV pixies
etc etc
3.
why the toaster works
the toaster are pleased, the toast is good
4.
A mythical creature often found in fantasy stories. These creatures are well known for being the whores of the fantasy world, and are often idolized by nerdy men, ages 13-45.
"Peter Pan has a weakness for fairies"
"Christopher bought a sports illustrated calendar: fairies edition"
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5.
A Manquneian punk tribute band
Insired by the Pixies
Noteable songs: Where is my mind, Debaser, cecillia ann etc
noteable members: Pat Duncombe and SImon douglas etc
The Fairies live for Frank Black
