What is Fairt?
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The smell of hick sweat, livestock pavilions, corn-dogs, and fried food products that wafts through the New York State Fair and/or any regional firemen's carnival/renaissance festival.
I wanted to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl but the damn carny smelled of Fairt.
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Does exactly what it says on the tin.
A plaster for bleedingtwats.
ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.
For fuck's sakes Shane, you ..