What is Fake A Shit?
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To con coworkers into believing you are taking a shit when, in effect, you are someplace else not taking a shit and also not working for an extended period of time... and probably doing drugs.
Deej: Dude. Where the fuck is that carnie? He's supposed to be doing these dishes!
Ceej: Who knows... Probably went to Fake a Shit. Again.
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