Fake Abs

What is Fake Abs?

A guy who has a 6 pack only because he is super skinny, not because he actually works out.

"Oh my god, have you seen his abs?"

"Hun, those aren't abs, they're fake abs, he's just too skinny"

See abs, fake, skinny, 6 pack, muscles

Zhejig

1. A "Zhejig" is an abstract symbol of randomness. pronounced 'Zee-Jig' I could really use a zhejig right about now. ..

Polish Suitcase

1. A plastic bag. Hey honey, fetch me a Polish suitcase so I can carry my shoes home. See polish, suitcase, poland, plastic, bag..

Squished Tadpole

1. When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadp..

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