Fake Bacon

What is Fake Bacon?


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This word can be use to describe any person who fake noticeable "tanish" skin. Although their friends may say that they look "naturally" tan, it's a lie. It is clearly noticeable. Let's not lie to ourself here. What is natural is the skin color that you were born with. In conclusion, if you think you need a tan, then the truth is that you put yourself below every normal human being. On the plus side, you Fake Bacon provide society with laughter and entertainment with your fake tan look. Congrats.

Chick (came to a party sizzling): Sup gangsta! Do you like my new tan?

Random Person: Dude, you're a fake bacon! lol

Chick: (Leave the party and cry.)

See tan, sun, skin cancer, prep, mid-life crisis


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