Fake Bake

What is Fake Bake?


1.

Tanning at a tanning Salon

"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"

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2.

when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one

Lorry: did you see that girl?

Bob: the one with the fake bake?

3.

Some one who takes one hit of a joint and claims to be baked, even though you know they didn't even inhale.

Person 1:"Did you see how dumb Holly acted after she took that hit?"

Person 2:"Yeah she's totally a fake bake!"

See marijuana, pot, ganja, weed, smoke, joint, Count Cockula


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