Fake Bling

What is Fake Bling?


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Something of an oddity, & as far as I am aware, a rarity. Whilst most Chavs enjoy an unhealthy dose of jewelery/gold plated jewelery, those wearing Fake Bling are in possesion of a poor quality, cheap attempt at Bling. Fake Bling is often plastic, hollow & adorned with plastic diamonds & gold paint, one such example was a plastic padlock, that lacked a back, was painted with sparkly gold paint & worn in conjunction with a potentially real gold necklace by an extremely mo mochav.

Kev: "Check out my amazing Bling!"

Average Joe: "Uh, that looks kinda plastic, in fact, I'm pretty sure those diamonds are stickers..."

Average Jim: "Its Fake Bling."


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