Fake Blumpkin

What is Fake Blumpkin?


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you sit down on the toilet to get ready for a blumpkin as the girl goes down you stand up and shove her face into the toilet and proceed to give her a swirley

i got fake blumpkined yesturday

See blumpkin, sex, oral, shit, your mom


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