Fake Condom

What is Fake Condom?

a bollon, plastic bag, etc. used as a condom by some cheap bastard usually having an ending result of a STD or a pregnancy

Last night Jimmy used a fake condom on me and now I'm pregnant. What should i tell my dad?

See std, pregnant, ballon, cheap

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