Fake Couch Lifter

What is Fake Couch Lifter?


1.

A person when asked by a friend or associate to provide assistance with some task, agrees to help, shows up and then fakes his assistance by utilizing deception with the expectation of garnering thanks but providing no actual effort towards the task in hand.

Fred, the Fake Couch Lifter, showed up the other day to help us move house. When it came to moving the couch, he reached under the couch but did not exert any energy, thus giving an erroneous impression that he was helping to lift the couch

See charlatan, faker, scumbag, imposter, fuckwit


62

Random Words:

1. to be amazed; followed by obsessive, researching behavior He was so rhoda'd about the TV show Lost! See amazed, research, curious..
1. When the music you listen to isn't mainstream, meaning played on the radio and the vh1/mtv countdowns but not scene, meaning they h..
1. The armpit of the windward side of Oahu. Often smells like sewer and piss. Always congested and lots of traffic. Asian ghetto. Thank go..