Fake Drunk Fucker

What is Fake Drunk Fucker?


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When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.

"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."

"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."

See wasted, ditch pig, whore, slut


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