Fake Friend

What is Fake Friend?


1.

Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.

“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis

See Kevin

2.

Someone who uses you

Someone who talks to you to damage your social life

Someone who talks to you even though they don't like you

Someone who can be very jealous and insecure

Someone who talks behind your back without regrets

Oh Kristen you can be my friend even though Galen is my boyfriend even though I spend every secound of every period with him.

She was really my fake friend who missed out on having a real friendship with me.

See fake, friend, suck-up, fakes, fakers

3.

A person who is only your friend when he needs or wants something from you. After he gets what he wants, he ignores you until he wants something else.

Sao is such a fake friend. He only hangs out with me when he wants a favor from me.

See Angel

4.

A person; male or female that makes you think that you two have common interests and enjoy hanging out with each other only to find out that they talk bad about you behind your back and secretly hate you because they are either jealous or mental.

"WTF?? Mandy was my best friend, I thought. Now she's spreading false and vicious rumors about me to everyone behind my back. I guess, she was always a fake friend and never cared in the first place. She was only out to hurt me from the start."

See fake, friend, rumor monger, gossip, lies

5.

Well, in my case it would be almost everyone on MySpace. People who join your page and don't even say anything to you at all and yet, they wanna be your friend.

Makes no sense.

When someone joins your page whereever it maybe and doesn't talk to you or does tlk to you and after a while, deletes you for no reason. That's a fake friend.

See fake, friends, internet, myspace, people

6.

A person who talks about you behind your back, and tries to be your friend upfront. A person who is incredibly fake,especially when it comes to being a friend and being there for you.

She is such a fake friend. Always runnin her trap behind my back, then tryin to be all buddy-buddy to my face.

See fake friend, skank, trash, fiction

7.

The classification of an acquaintance with the particular purpose of keeping oneself emotionally uninvolved and unattached; Permits one to say anything without fear of insult or injury.

Carrie decided to become fake friends with Steve so that they could get to know each other without worrying about the commitments of real friendship.

George, after 50 years of marriage, told his aged but beautiful wife, Ethel, that they were never really friends; they were only fake friends and it was the sweetest thing ever.

See acquaintance, casual, cool, sweet, old people


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