Fake Hair

What is Fake Hair?


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One would think that human beings might except the fact that we inevitability lose hair. However, some have gone to unforseen lengths to apply many forms of Fake Hair to their head. By means of removal of the pubical hair and tape-ape to the head, maybe. But one thing is for sure: It's a sick world out there, kiddo.

Man: Honey, have you seen my Fake Hair spray can??

Woman: Yes dear, it is beside the Anal Lubricant. Top Shelf.

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