Fake Maguro

What is Fake Maguro?


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"fake maguro" ("fake tuna" in English) - an experienced woman who pretends she doesn't know anything about sex so a prospective husband won't realize that she's been around. See also "maguro."

She did the fake maguro thing for him and he loved it. Teaching her all sorts of tricks was great for both of them, even if she really already knew them all and more.

See cold fish, slut, tease


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