Fake Metal

What is Fake Metal?


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Loud Rock Music that has nothing to do with Heavy Metal other than being loud!? People who think that Glam Bands like Quiet Riot, Motley Crue, Def Leppard, Poison, Ratt, Bon Jovi and Skid Row are (NOT) 'Metal' don't know what the hell Heavy Metal is! These bands are too sentimental and/or romantic and poppy to be 'Metal'! They are the opposite of what Heavy Metal is! Their image and style is too flashy and over-the-top! They wear more make-up than your girlfriend! People say they look like chicks, well yeah, they also look like clowns! Seriously, get a clue!

Manowar is NOT 'Metal'! Why? Because they are too cheesey and silly to be taken seriously! They've never been in any wars and they certainly aren't warriors, so their fake! Their lyrical themes are remeniscent of fairytales! And lastly, Motorhead is NOT 'Metal'! Why? Because Lemmy Kilmister disregards the term 'Heavy Metal'! And simply lables his style as Rock 'N Roll! And Motorhead's style and content leans closer to Punk Rock!

Fake Metal and/or Non-Metal: Quiet Riot, Twisted Sister, Def Leppard, Motley Crue, Poison, Ratt, Bon Jovi, Skid Row; Led Zeppelin, Kiss, AC/DC, Van Halen, Motorhead; Manowar, Dio, Queensreich, Dream Theater; Faith No More, Tool, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Rage Against The Machine, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Godsmack, Disturbed etc.

See rock 'n roll, hard rock, classic rock


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