What is Fake Moonlanding?
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Something a person you think is cute says or does that is so unattractive or stupid that you realize in that single moment that there is no way you can date them or continue to date them.
"I couldn't believe what she said about Iraq. It was a total fake moonlanding."
"I thought he was cute, but making me listen to Lil' Wayne in the car was a fake moonlanding."
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A small amount of sperm on a partner's upper lip. The Vanilla Hitler can be the product of
1. Partner A climaxing on Partner B&ap..
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What the spirit of truth reads from which is in fact not a bible.
Don Vincent: BITCH! im flowing from the survival scrolls
kris: you&a..
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willy, penis, dick, cock, nob, etc.
"don't be a ding dong, cover your shling shlong!" said jeff.
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