What is Fake Moonlanding?
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Something a person you think is cute says or does that is so unattractive or stupid that you realize in that single moment that there is no way you can date them or continue to date them.
"I couldn't believe what she said about Iraq. It was a total fake moonlanding."
"I thought he was cute, but making me listen to Lil' Wayne in the car was a fake moonlanding."
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the action of seeking a sweet ass trick from el paso who has a larger posterior than another panchita in the same convention.
ALEC: hey..
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When one is tossing a girl's salad and finds a hemorrhoid.
I thought I was going to have a good night, until I found her nasty sal..
