Fake Mustache

What is Fake Mustache?

What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.

"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"

"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."

See mustache, cunnilingus, oral sex, mustache ride, pubic hair

Yuckie

1. "not feeling good today" i feel yuckie today.....

Dufus Moronicus

1. the combination of a dufus and a moron "Bart, you're not just a dufus, you're a dufus moronicus." See dufus, moron..

I'm Straight On That

1. If a guy asks a girl out, an she dun wanna go out with him, she says 'I'm straight on that, shoot' and is basically turni..

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