Fake Mustache

What is Fake Mustache?

What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.

"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"

"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."

See mustache, cunnilingus, oral sex, mustache ride, pubic hair

One Over The Eight

1. Extremely intoxicated (drunk or pissed, whatever your preference) "Call her a taxi, will you? She's had one over the eight ..

Ute

1. utility vehicle, Australian origin Chuck some bales on the ute! See pick-up, truck, lorry 2. Short for uterus. A derogatory term fo..

[windex]

1. another way of sayen its hella clean. Damn that car is hella windexyeah See clean, windex, nice, hella..

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