Fake Mustache

What is Fake Mustache?

What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.

"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"

"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."

See mustache, cunnilingus, oral sex, mustache ride, pubic hair

W.e.b.

1. Whatever Bitch. Or can be used in a nice way as Whatever Buddy. She told me to leave and I was like, "W.E.B.!" See what, eve..

Steak And Bowjob Day

1. I told my girl about this site and this day ... sure enough she invited me over on this day and left the computer screen on....we had ju..

Muhfuggin

1. Laid back way of saying 'mother fucking'. God damn son, that ho is muhfuggin hot...

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