Fake Mustache

What is Fake Mustache?

What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.

"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"

"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."

See mustache, cunnilingus, oral sex, mustache ride, pubic hair

Dcfan

1. an idiot. Constantly trolls the SEGA forums with his antisex ideas. "Hey, you hear that one dcfan kid? He hates sex!" See dc..

Katsarsky

1. One who lives next door too Ryan. With a gigantic fat ass, this skanky Bitch goes around screaming that people are stalking her who don&..

Homicita

1. Spanglicized feminine form of homey or homeboy. Synonymous with homegirl and "homita". Whas good, homicita? Nice of you to ..

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