Fake Mustache

What is Fake Mustache?

What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.

"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"

"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."

See mustache, cunnilingus, oral sex, mustache ride, pubic hair

Doctor Shopper

1. The act of shopping for Doctors who give you what you want. The act of obtaining many sort after prescriptions from Doctors. See Nicole..

Roflmfaoaotp

1. rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off all over the place. Frank: omg lolz John: roflmfaoaotp Frank: lolz See roflmfaoaotp, ro..

3 Finger Stinger

1. 2 in the pink one in the stink dude how was it? awesome! did u give her the 3 finger stinger? hellz ya!!! See sex, butt hole, vigin..

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