Fake Mustache

What is Fake Mustache?

What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.

"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"

"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."

See mustache, cunnilingus, oral sex, mustache ride, pubic hair

1661

1. refers to an older woman in 'younger' clothing; looks 16 from the back, but 61 from the front. Ew, how 1661 is she? See old,..

Jordiche

1. A human male characterized by wearing a leather jacket, unbuttoned dress shirt, with slicked-back hair, and is often of Greek or Arabic ..

Nonsensological

1. my word for doesn't make sense, and has no logic proof "that homework was so nonsensological" or "stop being nons..

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