Fake Mustache

What is Fake Mustache?

What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.

"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"

"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."

See mustache, cunnilingus, oral sex, mustache ride, pubic hair

Yinkle Snatch

1. A diseased vagina. Large boils or lacerations form around the vaginal walls and, when irritated, can burst and bleed puss. It has the od..

Lunchmeat

1. persons of lower quality or mediocrity Those guys hired all the lunchmeat we just let go. 2. Aka "L-Meat", this lovable hob..

Mamacito

1. A good looking mexican dyke. Look at the fake 'stache on that mamacito! She is damn fine though... See dyke, lesbian, mexican, s..

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