Fake Mustache

What is Fake Mustache?

What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.

"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"

"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."

See mustache, cunnilingus, oral sex, mustache ride, pubic hair

Unslut

1. The opposite of a slut DUH! Britney spears is not an unslut! See prude, ambie, the wife..

Hanskamo

1. When you give someone a hand job. Kevin didn't want his girlfriend to give him a hanskamo. See hand job, handski..

Skank Wad

1. 1 NOUN: A person normally female who is beyond just a skank. Someone who has all the elements of a skank, except they are concentrated a..

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