Fake Mustache

What is Fake Mustache?

What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.

"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"

"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."

See mustache, cunnilingus, oral sex, mustache ride, pubic hair

Yorktown Streetsweeper

1. When a couple, usually a promiscuous gay couple, is engaging in intercourse and the index finger and thumb are inserted into the anus of..

Olsening

1. Starving yourself like Mary Kate. I'm olsening this week so I can fit into my thin pants. See fasting, anorexia, obese, binging, ..

Anal Ranger

1. A term used to describe a cowboy who engages in rampant anal intercourse from ranch to ranch "Dude! Jake Gillenhall was such an an..

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