Fake Mustache

What is Fake Mustache?

What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.

"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"

"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."

See mustache, cunnilingus, oral sex, mustache ride, pubic hair

Jky

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Notelet

1. A (very) brief letter or note I've just got a notelet from a motherfucker saying "I'll fuck your head off, bitch!!!"..

Cut Short

1. one asks another this to save them a quarter of their alredy lit cigerette. Hey can u cut me short.or Can i get shorts. See Matt..

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