Fake Mustache

What is Fake Mustache?


1.

What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.

"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"

"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."

See mustache, cunnilingus, oral sex, mustache ride, pubic hair


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