Fake Mustache

What is Fake Mustache?

What you acquire while performing oral sex on a female with pubic hair.

"Did you go home with that guy from the bar last night, Michelle?"

"Yeah, I gave him a fake mustache."

See mustache, cunnilingus, oral sex, mustache ride, pubic hair

Contemplaining

1. The act of contemplating and complaining at the same time. Used to describe whinynincompoops who bitch and moan about inane, asinine, a..

Overpowerment

1. A word teck made up to describe the opposition of differing views Where others tried to oppose with different views through overpowerme..

Ego Page

1. A webpage describing yourself, or some online persona. "Heya!" "Hi, who are you?" See persona, bio, yourself, onl..

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