Fake Names

What is Fake Names?

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The best form of birth control.

Jim: Hi, my name is John.

Brittany: Hi John. I'm Brittany.

*Hours pass, stuff happens*

*Two Weeks later*

Brittany: OMGI'M PREGNANT AND IT WAS WITH JOHN.

Jim: I wonder if that girl got pregnant... oh well thank god for fake names.

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