Fake Paddy's Day

What is Fake Paddy's Day?

The holiday celebrated one or two weeks before St. Patrick's Day (and Spring Break) to allow for maximum participation in group drinking.

Budweiser sells green beer in cans? This is going to be the best Fake Paddy's Day ever!

5-7

1. weed 0 of the 5 dash substance scale, at the lower end of the spectrum there's 5-5 and 5-6, and higher up is 5-8 brennan smoked s..

Zip Zip

1. short for "hey do you remember that time you and him fucked and you were too drunk to pull your jeans back so he had to help?"..

Petrify

1. Gettin' hard. A Gargoylecan petrifies in the day. Let's get some petrified wood Man, that's one petrified boner!..

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