Fake Penis

What is Fake Penis?


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Noun

1. The most awesome thing/happening/person ever.

2. Incredible, awesome

3. Antonym: real penis

Friend 1: DUDE! That guy just hit and run your car!

Friend 2: WHAT?! REAL PENIS!

Friend 1: (checks) Oh no its fine, no scratches or anything.

Friend 2: Hell yah! That's fake penis right there!

See real penis, awesome, great, incredible, unbeatable


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