Fake Sleepy Sex

What is Fake Sleepy Sex?


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when you just can't sleep and you can't find anything better to do than suck on your lover's penis, but doing so gently enough to provide an erection without waking him up. Inevitably he wakes up but he's having such a good time he'll pretend he's asleep. If you look up he's got one eye open but may or may not continue to snore and may even shift positions to make things more easy to configure.

"so have you seen a doctor about your insomnia?"

"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."


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