Fake Sobriety

What is Fake Sobriety?

When someone is drinking/drugging but they claim to everyone else that they have been sober since xx/xx/xx date.

Joe had everyone fooled when he told them at the A.A. meeting that he had been sober for 5 years. No one knew about his fake sobriety.

See unsober

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