Fake Sobriety

What is Fake Sobriety?

When someone is drinking/drugging but they claim to everyone else that they have been sober since xx/xx/xx date.

Joe had everyone fooled when he told them at the A.A. meeting that he had been sober for 5 years. No one knew about his fake sobriety.

See unsober

Erectile Calestetics

1. See: Jerking off, walking the dog, flogging the dolphin, whackin' it, spankin' the monkey, wanking off, beatin' the meat,..

Can Of Dinner

1. can of dinner is the redneck version of can of beer. "With my can of dinner and a bunch of fine" - Beer Drinkers and Hellrais..

Nimple

1. a small 2nd nipple next to a pregnant cat's nipple. Yo wtf my preggo cathas a weird pimple- bumpright next to one of her nipples. ..

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