What is Fake Talker?
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One who pretends to be talking on the cell phone to disguise their true motive(s).
Bill (fake talking on his cell but thinking) There's Carol coming back from lunch. Boy would I love to shag that bitch but I know that I don't have the balls nor the hair on my ass to actually let her know.
Carol (returning from lunch and thinking) There's fucking Bill, he is such a fake talker. He is the biggest dumb ass I know, does he actually think that he has a chance to get a piece of this? Even if I was so fucking drunk that I couldn't see, I would never let him get any of this fine West Virginia putang.
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