What is Fake Talker?
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One who pretends to be talking on the cell phone to disguise their true motive(s).
Bill (fake talking on his cell but thinking) There's Carol coming back from lunch. Boy would I love to shag that bitch but I know that I don't have the balls nor the hair on my ass to actually let her know.
Carol (returning from lunch and thinking) There's fucking Bill, he is such a fake talker. He is the biggest dumb ass I know, does he actually think that he has a chance to get a piece of this? Even if I was so fucking drunk that I couldn't see, I would never let him get any of this fine West Virginia putang.
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Capturing something powerful and elusive and then being able to hold it and show it to the world.
Performing a rare feat.
A moment of ..
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Say this to random stangers, then whip out.......a lollipop. Or take it literally for it's meaning.
Phone rings:
"Is this..
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someone who is just THAT much of an asshole, that one would want to randomly add motherfucker to the end.
George bush is SUCH a asshole..
