Fake Tan

What is Fake Tan?


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The new generation of women who all look orange, but when you wake up next to them they blend in with the daz white sheets. Some "men" have begun to apply fake tan, refered to as a metrosexualor a gay

Look at that bird over there, she looks like she's been tangoed.


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