What is Fakecation?
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when you spend your whole vacation visiting relatives. see also oblication.
I have not gotten a vacation this year. I took the kids on a fakecation.
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when your boss says he's going on vacation, but still periodically comes into the office to hang out.
I found out my boss meant he was on fakecation when I showed up late Monday morning and he was waiting for me.
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