Fakenger

What is Fakenger?


1.

A bike riding poseur who dresses in messenger gear and rides a fixed gear but is not a messenger. They can be found in most major cities, ie Portland, S.F.

That fakenger thinks he's hot shit, but all he does is ride around all day being a jackass.

See courier, poseurs

2.

N. A fake bike messenger. Somewhere who rides a messenger-style track bike, carries a messenger bag, rocks messenger spoke cards, etc.; but is not actually a messenger.

"Being in Williamsburg, a huge percentage of these bikes must be being sold to poser, hipster douche bag fakenger scum."

See posenger, cycling, biking, hipster


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