What is Fakenheimer's Disease?

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A medical condition which prevents one from attending schoolor work. Symptoms include coughing during phone conversations, talking through one's nose as though retardedand lying around playing video games. Recovery is swift.

Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)

Rob stayed home all last week with Fakenheimer's Disease but recouperated in time for Homecoming.

See disease, malingering, sickness, illness, school, work
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