Faker

What is Faker?


1.

A man who logs on to chat sites assuming the identity of a woman. Often this woman is bi sexual, really horny and has lots of topless/naked pics of herself she likes to swap with other women.

The irony is these chatrooms are so full of these fakers that most of the time theyre actually only swapping pictures with other fakers there. Thus the whole thing is pointless because the pictures they swap for are probably on a free porn site anyway.

Fortunately for any genuine bisexual/lesbian/curious women out there it's fairly simple to spot a faker. If they havent asked straight off for pictures they will do within about 5 minutes of pretty mundane conversation. Also they will hardly ever have clothed pictures for you and noticably over-use the word 'hun'.

hotles4u: u got any pics 4 me then hun

someone: get to fuck, faker!

2.

One who Fakes

One who creates fake images. See Fake

Also spelt Fakir

NetFreak is a Faker

Netfreak was tha faker's site

See NetFreak

3.

to assume the false persona of a retard in order to be waited on hand and foot, and to have express permission to drool on yourself whenever one wants, and to make threats to those who might discover the secret in order to maintain this persona at all costs.

as max discovered that big E was a faker, big E whispered into Max's ear that he would destroy Max if he didn't keep his mouth shut.

4.

A girl who looks hot from a distance or from behind but upon closer examination is not. Also called a "40 ft. faker," "hot from afar but far from hot," etc. Fakers are very often blond and tan.

"Yo check out that girl up there!" "Nah, I say she's a faker"

See faker, blond, tan, 40, foot

5.

someone who says there gonna hangout with you or go somewhere with you and always bails out in the last second

will:man we are so going to that party this weekend!

auston:ya man the shits gonna be awesome

weekend comes....

auston:hey man where you at ?

will:sorry im doing other stuff

auston:faker

See fag, will, faker, party pooper, gay

6.

Someone who says they'll come through for you on something (usually drugs) and then when it comes time to get to business, the person leaves you hanging. That's a faker.

Stoner: Yo man, you gonna have that dub for me later?

Dealer: Yeah for sure hit me up!

*time passes*

Stoner: The motherfucker didn't pick up his phone, what a fucking faker.

See fake, faker, bojangler, asshole, douchebag


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