Faker Fans

What is Faker Fans?


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1. Kids/Teens (usually girls) that only like a band because they are 'hawt' or 'smexy'. Don't appreciate their music AT ALL. Most likely dont even know more than 3 of their songs. Often don't even know their names. Yet they still claim to be "Mrs. ____ _____."

Example A:

FF:"Dayummm who's that yummy lookin guitar player with the curly hair?"

True Fan:"That would be Nick..."

FF:"Dayummm I'm gonna fuckk that Nick HARD."

True Fan:"Oh god..not another one of those faker fans."

Example B:

FF#1: "You know the Jonas Brothers?"

FF#2: "Yeah, that old Disney band..right? What about them?"

FF#1: "They got HOT!"

FF#2: "No way, girl. Which one is the hottest?"

FF#1: "The one with the jew fro. I think his name is...err....Ned! Yeah Ned."

FF#2: "I'm marrying that Ned!"

TF: "Hey, guys. Who is this Ned you're marrying?"

FF#2: "Ned Jonas!"

TF: "Oh god.."

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