Fakerism

What is Fakerism?


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The practice of being a fake ass bitch.

Jane- "Hey John can I borrow a cigarette?"

John- "Sorry I'm all out."

*Later, unbeknownst to John, Jane sees he has cigarettes.*

Jane- "That's some fakerism."

Bush- "We need to stop Congressional earmarks!"

*Bush's proposed 2009 Budget contains thousands of earmarks*

See faker, bitch, bush, liar, phony


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