What is Fakespeak?
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A manner of speaking in non-real terms; using catch phrases and in-jokes to replace actual words and expressive language.
"We don't say real words to each other anymore..and fakespeak has taken the place of our old conversations when we said real things."
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something that is beyond being not cool; ridiculously uncool
Those guys thought their glasses were cool, but they were so lameschool.
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