Faketarian

What is Faketarian?


1.

One who pretends to be vegetarian, but is in fact not; A fake vegetarian; One who claims to adhere to the vegetarian ethos when in certain company, but consumes animal products and meat otherwise.

Jose: I saw Lauren at Fuji Mountain last night-- but she was eating chicken teriyaki. Isn't she vegetarian?

Christie: That's what she tells everyone, but she's a total faketarian.

See vegetarian, flexitarian, vegan, food

2.

Someone who (incorrectly) calls themselves a vegetarian dispite consuming fish or poultry.

Girl 1: Shrimp fried rice? I thought you were vegetarian!

Girl 2: Sometimes I eat seafood.

Girl 1: Oh. You're just another faketarian... typical.

See flexitarian, vegan, food, fake

3.

One who views themselves as refraining from eating animal flesh but makes allowances for eating meat.

Human #1: I only eat meat on "special occasions"

Human #2: You're such a faketarian.

See vegetarian, faker, veggies, meat


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