Fakin' A Duke

What is Fakin' A Duke?

when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off

"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"

See fap, jack, beat, cock, boner

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