Fakin' Bacon

What is Fakin' Bacon?

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"Fakin' Bacon" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. Fakin' Bacon is when you conceal you stalk under a truffle cap and flirt with foraging swine.

Mama: "Cletus, where you been that you's all buggered up 'n' dirty?"

Cletus: "I done been Fakin' Bacon agin Mama!"
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