Fakon

What is Fakon?

Fake bacon, as in simulated bacon bits. A combination of the words "fake" and "bacon".Pronounced "fake-en"

"You can eat fakon during Lent; it's not real meat!"

"Do you have any fakon-bits for my Caesar salad?"

See bacon, fake, meat, artificial

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