What is Falafel It?
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1) a) Reference to the act of using a Loofah, or as Bill O'Reilly called them in another dizzin' display of his cultural ig-knowledge, a Falafel, as a sexually arousing device to increase pleasure either before, during, or after sex, perhaps mainly used during shower or bath time sexual encounters and with soap to increase lubrication/decrease the abrassiveness of the 'Falafel'. b) It is possible to falafel something on someones elses body with your own body or foreign object in a humours sexual/nonsexual/nonserious/playful manner. This is better described by example below.
This is even funnier when you think of how much of a womanizing skeezey douchbag Bill O'Reilly is.
2) It has also had recent application to the act of bending the facts, or ignoring them all together, in a biased, childish, non-professional manner during a report, rant or debate in a non-humorous manner, often exciting contempt for the person performing the 'falafeling', e.g. The O'Rielly Factor
Also has the same effect with Falafeling, Falafeled, Falafelly, etc
1) a) I covered her whole body with soap using her loofa. But when she placed my hand & the loofa between hers legs and said 'Falafal it, baby!' I knew there was no way to get this dirty girl clean.
b) Francis had me in a headlock as I was trying to lay her drunk a$$ on the bed, pulling me into her chest. After failing to escape her grib several times, she told me I needed a new plan, and that I should try 'to falafel it'. (This is diction, you can assume all you want about the connotation).
2) Dude, falafel it all you want, but the facts are facts.
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