Falafelitis

What is Falafelitis?


1.

A common disorder affecting Jewish women ages 16-30, who keep kosher and enjoy israeli food on a regular basis. Signs and symptoms include excessive stomach bloating and discomfort, lingering taste of common middle eastern spices, chickpeas and tahini sauce, with some patients describing a taste of "israel". The disease is self ... Read Morelimitting and only known to be fatal in one case which was secondary to a rare case of fulminant septic falafelitis with a comorbid condition of Shawarma's syndrome, a common disorder that affects the same patient demographic. The Treatment is discontinuation of all falafel and falafel related products, falafel type snack food are to be avoided at all cost. The patient should be reassured that the symptoms should reside in a few days and that she might be an idiot for eating falafel in excess amounts.

19 year old girl eats to much falafel. Has severe stomach pains and bloating. Ends up in the hospital where she is diagnosed with falafelitis

See israeli, middle eastern


81

Random Words:

1. Frenzie A.K.A Chimp excellent graffiti well knows to t.s and belvedere i know frenzie he is in t.s See frenzy, frenzi, friends..
1. a suffix added to the end of words such as "rock" and the acronym of "lol". It takes the meaning of the word on whi..
1. Means the same as effing (fucking), but has 'jeffing' on the end, for no other reason than it rhyming rather well. 'effi..