Falafels

What is Falafels?


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Middle-eastern delicacies made from deep-fried mashed chick pea patties served in pita bread. Often mistaken for loofahs by sex-starved middle-aged wannabe conservatives trying to jerk off during one-sided phone sex with much younger employees.

Bill O'Reilly blew his pathetic middle-aged nut into a dirty sock after he imagined rubbing a loofah on his employee's throbbing snatch in the shower. Only he said FALAFEL instead of LOOFAH, the drunken, horny old goat.


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