Falafels

What is Falafels?

1.

Middle-eastern delicacies made from deep-fried mashed chick pea patties served in pita bread. Often mistaken for loofahs by sex-starved middle-aged wannabe conservatives trying to jerk off during one-sided phone sex with much younger employees.

Bill O'Reilly blew his pathetic middle-aged nut into a dirty sock after he imagined rubbing a loofah on his employee's throbbing snatch in the shower. Only he said FALAFEL instead of LOOFAH, the drunken, horny old goat.
31

Random Words:

Zee
1. 1.n God, or one who is like a god in a certain way. Somewhat like the Zee from the N Room. "Holy fucking shit zee pwnz" "..
Read more
Yoth
1. A mangling of the word 'youth' - in common usage in the East Midlands. Generally only used to address someone under the age ..
Read more
Unshutupable
1. Unable to remain quiet "you cant shut me up. I'm unshutupable See shut, up, unshutupable, shit, quiet, shtu..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free