What is Falafels?
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Middle-eastern delicacies made from deep-fried mashed chick pea patties served in pita bread. Often mistaken for loofahs by sex-starved middle-aged wannabe conservatives trying to jerk off during one-sided phone sex with much younger employees.
Bill O'Reilly blew his pathetic middle-aged nut into a dirty sock after he imagined rubbing a loofah on his employee's throbbing snatch in the shower. Only he said FALAFEL instead of LOOFAH, the drunken, horny old goat.
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strawberry blonde whore who likes large penis's("maximilians") and vagina's("anderson's")...has a ten..
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The crown of the penis
Well my darling, the pies can wait. My Farmers Hat is throbbing like Tom Cruise at a Scientology rave.
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