Falcon Cum

What is Falcon Cum?


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An attack used by Captain Falcon. When used, Falcon screams, "Falcon... CUM!", thrusts his pelvis, and blows his violently blazing load all over his enemies, causing them to die almost instantaneously in a fiery orgasmic inferno.

Mario was killed by a Falcon CUM. How tragic.

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