Falcon Punch Edit Meaning

1.

An extremely animated and/or self-narrated punch that resembles that dealt by Captain Falcon (of SNESgame F-Zero) in the Nintendovideo game Super Smash Brothers. Usually accompanied by the screaming of the phrase "Falcon Punch!"

You: (In a streetfight setting) "Falcon Punch!"

Big burly mugger: "Dude, chill."

2.

The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

Dave: My PC's not working.

John: Just Falcon Punch it.

Dave: Good idea.

See melee, punch, captain, falcon

3.

The act of intentionally punching a pregnant female in the stomach, so as to cause miscarriage. Shouting the phrase "Falcon PUNCH!" is optional.

Man A: "Oh man, I got this chick pregnant..."

Man B: "How about I do you a favor and give her the ol' Falcon Punch?"

See falcon, falco, punch, abortion, miscarriage

4.

The act of jumping off from your f-zero vehicle, charging and engulfing your arm with flames so that punching an unexpecting person to his/her mortal doom would cause the breaking of a hole in the space-time continuum and creating a beam of light so great the goddamn galaxy doesnt have the balls to show anyone....

*Falcon dive bombs off his beloved f-zero car*

*I WILL NEVER DIE !!!*

*Falcon engulfing his hand of flame and electricity*

*FALCON PUNCH !!!!!!*

(due to urban dictionary I cannot stress the falcon punch enough to sate the almighty Falcon)

See painful, pawnch, captain falcon, falcon punch

5.

The act of pulling outof a woman during intercourse, then punching her in the vaginaso far that your fist reaches her uterusfrom the inside. The act is most effective when used completely at randomand accompanied by screaming "falcon punch!"

"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. Hey, why'd you..."

"Falcon punch!"

"FUCK NO"

See falcon, punch, falco, falcor, puch

6.

(Fal-cone Pawnch)

Verb: Shouting "Falcon Punch!" when you punch some one.

Noun: A massively powerful and destructive punch made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character from the F-zero game and anime series; characterized by a giant flaming falcon surrounding Captain Falcon's fist when he uses it. The falcon punch is so powerful that if 2 falcon punches collided, the universe would divide by 0 and implode upon itself.

"Haha, you just got Falcon Punch-ed!!!"

See captain falcon, falcon, falcon pawnch

7.

An alternative, yet unconstitutional, form of birth control. This procedure is usually pulled of by rednecks. Falcon Punch is where an individual punch with an intensive amount of force to cause a tragic miscarriage. Falcon Punch is the number one causes of miscarriage, unfortunately. Falcon Punch can be used to punch a fist up a women's uterus and cause a high level damage; it is most affective when the person on offense yells "Falcon Punch!" No one, besides Chuck Norris, can achieve Falcon Punch without shouting the attack name. By yelling the attack name at infinite decibel, your fist will shoot up on fire thus causing a much higher severe level of damage. Favorably,Falcon Punch is avoidable. When you hear someone scream "FALCON," it is not too late to escape the "punchline." This attack was champion by Captain Falcon(from the Super Smash Bros game).

Eve: Adam, I'm pregnant.

Adam: Oh, sweety I'm so happy! I'm going to be the best...FALCON PUNCH!!!!!(right in the uterus).

Eve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See pwned, knock out, miscarriage, contraception, birth control