Falcon Punch!

What is Falcon Punch!?


1.

The most elite force in the known and unknown universe.

Used by only two people.

One perosn in the Universe and one in the Nintendoverse.

Universe user is Chuck Norris (debatable)

Nintendoverse user is Captain Falcon.

Usually preceded by "Come on!"

Usually succeded by "SHOW ME YA MOVES!"

1. The answer to every question.

2. The meaning of life.

3. The more intelligent alternative to 42.

4. The same reaction in the universe as dividing by zero.

5. The solution to pregnancy, usually teenage.

Also spelled Falcon Pawnch.

1a.

Q: Do i look fat in this?

A: FALCON PUNCH!

1b.

Q: Who was the first president of the United States Of America?

A: FALCON PUNCH!

2.

Q: God, what is the meaning of life? It'd been killing me....

A: Well, now that you're dead....FALCON PUNCH!

3.

Q: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?

A: FALCON PUNCH!

4.

Q: HOLY CRAP DID SOMEONE DIVIDE BY ZERO AGAIN?

A: No, but that's Captain Falcon over there....

CF: FALCON PUNCH!

5.

Girl - I'm....pregnant Mr Falcon.

Captain Falcon - Thats Captain Falcon! COME ON!!!!

Girl - NO!!!!

Captain Falcon - FALCON PUNCH!

*Baby dies, girl's uterus explodes*

Girl - Why (crying)......

Captain Falcon - SHOW ME YA MOVES!

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