What is Falcons?
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A bad team that was just barely above mediocre when their dog slaughtering franchise quarterback was scrambling for five yard losses and committing unforced errors. Owners of one of the most disastrous offseasons in recent NFL history, they now have a stable of quarterbacks which includes first round bust Joey Harrington and Jacksonville castaway Byron Leftwich to choose from.
Now that Michael Vick wears his soap around his neck, most of their infamously stupid, arrogant fans have crawled back into the woodwork and would rather talk about the Hawks or Thrashers these days. Despite the outspoken nature of their especially annoying followers (the few that remain post-Vick), fan support has never been one of their strong suits, as one of their games was blacked out recently and entire sections of seats sat empty in their 2007 home opener against the Carolina Panthers. They also like to talk up every scrub and practice squad signing as if they're all Pro Bowlers waiting to happen. An unhealthy obsession with trying to tear down non-Falcon NFC South players that are far superior to anyone on their roster (Steve Smith, Drew Brees, Jake Delhomme, Marques Colston, Reggie Bush, Will Smith, Charles Grant, Julius Peppers, Kris Jenkins, etc.) is also common.
Their recent exploits of note include Michael Vick flipping off his own fans after a home loss to the Saints and a loss to Carolina in which the Panthers repeatedly direct snapped to running back DeAngelo Williams and attempted only seven passes. In Vick's absence, overrated and overpaid cornerback DeAngelo Hall has gladly stepped up to continue Vick's legacy of stupidity, amassing massive fines and costly game-changing penalties.
Easily the most hated team in the NFC South, Saints, Bucs, and Panthers fans can all agree on their mutual dislike of the Falcons and their fans.
The NFC South has three NFL teams-Bucs, Panthers, Saints-and one CFL team-the Falcons.
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Best fucking football team in the league with the best QB- Michael Vick
The Falcons r the most badass team and derserve the superbowl
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Having huge cans, perfectly rounded and perky.
Hey Nancy, Nice Falcons!
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Jim Mora, headcoach of the Falcons is attempting to change the definition of a football offense. Despite never having back to back winning seasons, Falcons fans are still cocky and ignorant. Michael Vick (RB) is their main weapon on offense. Occaisionally Jim Mora mixes up plays and has Vick throw the ball, but usually into the ground.
NFL defenses has figured out Atlantas scrambling offense, as long as Michael Vick is their direct-snap RB, they won't make it to the playoffs
Person A: Did you hear Great bay (1-7) beat the Falcons?
Person B: Yeah, shows how great their offense is.
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The most overrated team in the NFL. The Saints will absolutely MURDER the Falcons this year and the Falcons will finish in last. Known for not selling out their stadium even if the team is in 1st. Charles Grant will kill Ron Mexico (a.k.a Mr. STD)
Dude #1:
Yo dude, lets go see the Falcons get crushed by the Saints today!
Dude #2: Yeah, there'll be enough tickets for me to invite about 20,000 friends!
