What is Falf?
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The tuft of hair that sticks up at the back of your head around your 'crown', usually when you get out of bed and are too idle to brush/comb your hair.
Look at his falf! Scruffy fucker could at least brush his hair!
"Just got out of bed Old Lad?", "No why?", "Because you have a King-size falf!", "Bastard! I bet I look a right prick!", "You sure do!"
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Random Words:
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Something that cannot be achieved
This Replacement Hollmer contest may never end...
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Something definitely not up to par; lacking madly
Damn, your breath is on the half!!
See sucks, horrible, disgusting, asinine..
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Exaggerated version of the word ridiculous.
"A bird just flew into my window, like, 3 times! That was so ridonkiconkilous!"
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