What is Falf?
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The tuft of hair that sticks up at the back of your head around your 'crown', usually when you get out of bed and are too idle to brush/comb your hair.
Look at his falf! Scruffy fucker could at least brush his hair!
"Just got out of bed Old Lad?", "No why?", "Because you have a King-size falf!", "Bastard! I bet I look a right prick!", "You sure do!"
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1. The foul, dank, perspiration lurking within the Fupa of a Generously Corpulent Individual. Typically The Female Species. (Noun)
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When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the for..
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1.(n or adj.) A common mispelling of Xenophobic, which is the fear of foreigner(s).
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zeh-nO-phO-bik
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