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A hand-job done using shampoo, soap, dish detergent, or a similar substitute.
e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a..
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to have a shit, especially a big one.
"I'm just going to unload a toad"
"I've got to unload this toad, though..
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To masturbate. Masturbation
Since your girlfriend is out of town, go have yourself then go to bed.
See masturbate, beat off, jerk off,..