What is Falkville?
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A tiny little hick town in North Alabama that consists of a red light, a rip-off gas station, a truck stop and a plethora of families that are know cousin-fuckers. There are also more churches per capita in Falkville than in most major cities in the United States.
Falkville, Alabama is a shithole pimple on the ass of the universe.
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Something that is really schway.
"Oh man, I heard you just won a bajillion dollas. Cool spaghetti."
See coolaroni, cooleroni..
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A telephone directory with the slogan "let your fingers do the walking"
Taken litteraly it is to poke or finger bang a vagina..