What is Falling In Love?
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A man knows he is in love when he is shaving in the bathroom, and his girlfriend casually stroles in and proceeds to sit down and take a big shit in his presence.
After man gets over the initial shock of the situation and realizes he is falling in love :
"Will you marry me?"
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Random Words:
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Slower than molasses in January. Turtle Slow.
The man worked at Hector-Speed pace and held everybody else up.
See slow, turtle..