Fallujah Edit Meaning

1.

Fawningly referred to by self-deprecating liberals as a "City of Mosques", this city has been the antithesis of the very liberal values they espouse.

Base of Bin Laden deputy, Abu Musaib al Zarqawi, Fallujah was subdued by the U.S. military who immediately discovered torture rooms and mutilation camps of the "religion of peace".

They also found a box of neatly sewn hijabs which they believe were intended for distribution at cocktail parties in Manhattan attended by the likes of Maureen Dowd, Tina Brown, Gloria Steinem, Barbara Streisand, Hillary Clinton and a rash of other blind liberals; many of whom viewed al Zarqawi as a freedom fighter against something called "empire".

Maureen Dowdfelt the rough hand of a terrorist on her back. She spun around, and he forcefully shoved a hijab onto her head. "Wear it!" He commanded. Maureen was shaking. She had been startled because her back was facing the terrorist when he snuck up on her. She had been peering over the river looking for the fundamentalist Christian males she was sure were out there somewhere, waiting to force her to have a child against her will.

She had grown a bit complacent, as the Christians were initially nowhere in sight. "They must have gone off to bother those poor, Islamic freedom fighters again..." she surmised, puzzled. Those poor, misunderstood victims of capitalism...

The terrorist snatched her copy of the New York Timesand smiled approvingly.

"This is good," he said gruffly, handing her a Koran "but this is better," he continued.

Dazed, Maureen stumbled away toward her new life as a submissive wife. "Whatever happened to those Christians?" she wondered.

2.

City in Iraq that was the site of a large military operation that can now be seen quite often on the History Channel. Disputes of "freedom fighters" and "terrorists" is not this definition's business, as one man's freedom fighter is another terrorist. Though few would argue that freedom fighters wouldn't be doing severely illegal ops. But semantics, semantics, right? Dowd, Streisand, Clinton, etc. and other liberals tend to view it as some sort of massacre and rightly so, brave Marines massacred very bad people who had a time limit set on leaving the city, warning that anyone left in the city would be immediately identified as a enemy and swiftly taken out. Also gave rise to the infamous "Marbarlo Marine" who was seen after three days of no sleep with a cigarette dangling from his mouth. Many weapon caches were found and the battle dealt a harsh blow to the insurgents' cause. Can now be used to remark how a bigger person kicked a smaller person's ass.

I believe I'm gonna have to go Fallujah on your ass!!!

See iraq, terrorists, freedom fighters, marines, ass kicking, little bitches

3.

Medium sized city in Iraq, known nationally as the "City of Mosques" due to its numerous religious institutions. Famed worldwide for standing up to, and defeating, worlds remaining super-power. Suffered great civilian casualties in April 2003, and has been under daily aerial bombardment ever since.

"Dude, I wish I could be like those brave freedom fighters of Fallujah who showed the world how to kick imperialist ass!"

See Dony